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is 40% done
I rinse the cheesecake from my hair and get back out on my route, where the men who line the street remind me that technically yes, I do have a pussy, and that I will live with the terror of protecting it for the rest of my life.
— Sep 20, 2026 01:05PM
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blair
is 75% done
Eric and I are trying to be cool about it, but as we pass the gin back and forth it turns out that “Wheels on the Bus” is not so bad at 150 bpm, and while we are not the target demographic, we are stunned by the squirrel, whose eyes are dark and wet…I know we are somehow having the same thought, which is that kids these days have never had to see the prototypes, and now the uncanny valley is gone.
— 15 hours, 58 min ago