Bella Heyer’s Reviews > The Long Walk > Status Update

Olson…

My Current Theories:

1. McVries takes Barkovitch down with him if McVries breaks.

2. If Barkovitch goes first, McVries reaches at least the Top 10.

3. With maximum plot armor, McVries reaches Top 2 against Garraty.

4. McVries + Garraty as the final two → simultaneous collapse → forced tie → General has to decide what happens.

Ok bye

Hmmmm… death by blue balls is both the funniest and most humiliating thing I’ve ever read…

Also the most girl boss shit on the planet lmao

Very slow, but punchy so far; reminiscent of his 70s writing style. I forgot when it was published until I started really reading lol.
I also reeeaaally wanna watch the movie, but I refuse to do so until I finish the book. As always.