Grace Akins’s Reviews > The Iliad / The Odyssey > Status Update

Some of these guys just make me irrationally angry. If I have to read “Idomeneus’s best good friend who was super tough and cool, Meriones” again I’m gonna crash out. I have never not for one second cared about Idomeneus or Meriones. I liked Sarpedon but he was a Trojan. And he died

Tried to rewrite the Love Sosa intro with Hector’s name but there’s too many bad words. These Achaeans always in the fast ships talking about Prince Hector ain’t no hitter, Hector ain’t this, Hector ain’t that, etc. I’m not that funny

Homer gasses Achilles like Speedwagon did Kars in Battle Tendency