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“The goddess shuddered and split into two separate images, which reminded Leo-ridiculously-of when he used to lie on the floor in his apartment as a kid and play with the coiled doorstop on the baseboard. He would pull it back and let it fly: Sproing! The stopper would shudder back and forth so fast it looked like it was splitting into two separate coils.”

this is so relatable im dead

"What if we promoted, like, Adidas shoes?" "Would that make Nike mad enough to show up?""Yeah, I bet that would totally be against her sponsorship deal. THOSE ARE NOT THE OFFICIAL SHOES OF THE OLYMPICS!“YOU WILL DIE NOW!"" Behind Leo, a thunderous voice shook the ruins "YOU WILL DIE NOW!" He turned and mentally kicked himself. He just had to invoke Adidas, the goddess of off brand shoes.”

IM ACTUALLY CACKLING

“Chapter V

REYNA”

AYOO HEY QUEEN!! WE GET REYNA POV THIS BOOK?! SLAYYYY

“And Nico... Jason felt especially worried about him. Piper brushed her thumb against the scar on his lip. "Once the war is over. everything will work out for Nico. You've done what you could, being a friend to him."Jason wasn't sure what to say.”

💗💜💙? 🧐🤨

“"Annabeth, you know Morse code?""Of course.""So does Leo." Piper handed her the mirror. "He'll be watching from the ship. Go to the ridge—""And flash him!" Annabeth's face reddened. "That came out wrong. But yeah, good idea."”

IM SCREAMING HAHAHAHA

“"Whoa, Sparky. We need to contact the Argo II, get help.""You haven't called me Sparky in a long time."Piper kissed his forehead. "Stick with me and i insult you all you want."”

IM GOING TO CRY 🤧😩

“"Imperial gold," Annabeth said, her voice quavering. It’s deadly to demigods. It's only a matter of time before-“

OH JUST KILL ME NOW

“THE FIGHT WAS GOING GREAT — until he got stabbed.”

AH FUCK BECAUSE OF THE SPOILERS IM SCARED ANYTIME THIS MAN GETS HURT

“His mother's unkept promise was at the core of who he was. He'd built his whole life around the irritation of her words, like the grain of sand at the center of a pearl. People lie. Promises are broken. That was why, as much as it chafed him, Jason followed rules. He kept his promises. He never wanted to abandon anyone the way he'd been abandoned and lied to.”

my sweet angel baby 🥺💔