Status Update

Paige Cramer is 45% done

Fool getting philosophical and dropping absolute bars was very unexpected this morning

— Sep 21, 2026 03:26AM

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Paige Cramer is 99% done

BURRICH!!🎉

— Oct 19, 2026 03:33PM

Paige Cramer is 98% done

I want to believe Burrich is trying to tell him something coded but it’s so hard to believe😭 Burrich please you’re breaking my heart

— Oct 19, 2026 02:43PM

Paige Cramer is 95% done

honestly why DIDNT he suspect her? He knew Regal had people everywhere, that was quite dumb of Fitz

— Oct 19, 2026 01:15PM

Paige Cramer is 92% done

“Surprise.” Dude, Fitz is on another planet rn

— Oct 19, 2026 08:33AM

Paige Cramer is 92% done

Stop he’s just trying to mourn leave him alone😭

— Oct 19, 2026 08:23AM

Paige Cramer is 91% done

Fitz worked so hard to make this plot work and the king just unraveled the entire thing in two seconds. Shrewd get it together, man.

— Oct 19, 2026 08:12AM

Paige Cramer is 84% done

betting money rn she’s pregnant

— Oct 16, 2026 02:57AM

Paige Cramer is 77% done

NO SAY ITS NOT TRUE PLEASE

— Oct 12, 2026 06:30AM

Paige Cramer is 68% done

so i get that Regal is a psycho, but why would he want to destroy a kingdom just to steal the throne? that’s just bad business

— Oct 05, 2026 12:36PM

Paige Cramer is 32% done

Kettricken has the wit???

— Sep 15, 2026 03:47PM

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