˚✧₊Elise⁺˳✧༚ > Status Update

there are only two reasons why book boyfriends can’t exist

1. no man is that perfect. there’s always a flaw that ruins the whole perfectness we thought they had

2. in no world can i hold a straight face as he says stuff like this“both blessed and damned with the memory of how hot, how wet, how fucking perfect you feel when I’m losing myself in you.” i just can’t😔