Status Update

Will is 45% done

And god intended to kill her via a cancer of the breast when her only wish was to suckle new life 💔

— 6 hours, 11 min ago

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Will’s Previous Updates

Will is 38% done

It feels like things are just happening

— Sep 20, 2026 02:17PM

Will is 20% done

Forgot to update the percentage I swear I’m making progress

— Sep 15, 2026 02:47PM

Will is 7% done

I fear only listening is to my detriment because I have no idea what this guy’s name is I can only hear it as “Chungus” like that chunky Bugs Bunny

— Sep 15, 2026 02:46PM

Will is 7% done

He ran so hard he found a way to run across the divide of life and death into his wife’s arms 💔

— Sep 05, 2026 09:34AM

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