Status Update

Willie Hawkins is 78% done

we’ve moved from vulgar gestures to straight up flipping ppl off. Huzzah

— Sep 22, 2026 11:18AM

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Willie’s Previous Updates

Willie Hawkins is 96% done

wake me up when Oct 27 is here

— Sep 30, 2026 09:49PM

Willie Hawkins is 84% done

If like calls to like would mate call to mate?

— Sep 22, 2026 10:08PM

Willie Hawkins is 59% done

I’m a Mor whore 🫶

— Sep 10, 2026 10:20PM

Willie Hawkins is 57% done

Tamlin, beron, and lowkey nesta can eat shit

— Sep 10, 2026 06:39PM

Willie Hawkins is 31% done

fuck me like an Illyrian

— Sep 09, 2026 09:07AM

Willie Hawkins is 15% done

— Sep 02, 2026 08:42PM

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