Lauren Kirk’s Reviews > The Dating Game > Status Update

not me getting the reveal wrong lol

like I saw this coming but big big OOOF

oh good reveal

truly baffled lol

melita the goat lowkey LOL

“Here’s my card,” I say. Relationships require direct communication to be successful, according to my late beloved mum and Cosmopolitan magazine, so I add, “In case you like telling women to open wide in your spare time too.”

HAHAHAHHAHAA

cannot believe I’m reading another uk narration FREE ME (jk lol)