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Almost finished this looooong fever dream section, where it seemed like Joyce tried to make every page more ridiculously crude than the page before. I haven't been enjoying it.
— Sep 22, 2026 04:27PM
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Faye
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Do I get a medal for reading every disgusting word of that 140-page fever dream? I don't know what they drink in Ireland, but if it gives you rotten hallucinations like that, I don't want any.
— Sep 23, 2026 03:26PM
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If Bloom were alive today, he'd be sending dick pics by the dozen. (Not his own, of course.)
— Sep 19, 2026 03:16PM
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Sooooo Mulligan is basically Elon Musk without the exorbitant wealth, magnanimously offering to impregnate every woman in Ireland just to make them feel happy and fulfilled. What a guy!
Ew.
— Sep 18, 2026 09:23PM
Ew.
Faye
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That one section reads like Joyce dictated it aloud to someone who didn't actually speak English. They had trouble keeping up with him, so every now and then they'd write down garbled nonsense that seemed right in their non-English-speaking mind, but the general meaning of the whole is muddily clear if you just keep reading. Sometimes. You know?
— Sep 17, 2026 06:04PM
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— Sep 16, 2026 09:12PM
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Faye
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Finally, we have Irish! I've been dabbling on Duolingo, so I understood a bit, not to brag.
The jokes hidden in the names, lol
— Sep 14, 2026 03:15PM
The jokes hidden in the names, lol