anonymous’s Reviews > Knot All is Forgiven > Status Update

Lanie is your BEST FRIEND?? No, honey, she’s a dumb bitch. “Maybe you haven’t slept together yet because you keep eating food like *that*….” STFU lanie, you’re an idiot.

Ohhhkay, Cyrus is a flaming asshole and I hate him. Rage can kick rocks too. I feel so sad for Slime/Simon. He tried for years to get in touch with her after they broke up with her. He’s the only one who deserves a second chance. Cyrus and Rafe can be miserable together for all I care.

SIMON IS SLIME?!? Ahh!