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YOU WHAT

@allie I live on the fourth floor too this place is a living hell

@mars
Thats insane
Gl bro my legs would be cut off after doing all those stairs

@allie THEY ARE BRUH and I did cardio at the gym today and am already sore so that was the cherry on top

@mars
Rip bro
WHY WOULD BRO SPRAY IT WITH FEBREEZE?!?

@allie because he’s a fucking dumbass bro he’s genuinely dumb as rocks 😭😭😭

i think ur living in a crackfic cuz genuinely what 😭🥀

That post got worse the more I read thru

Was like a train collision

Is everyone ok?

why were you at school at 11 pm that’s a hella long school day

wait forget i said that i js read the boarding school part im a dumbass

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I boarding school lowkey sounds fun thoughhhh

Yikess... sounds horrible, I almost had to do an evacuation drill js now (at school) but it was post-poned bc of the rain

bro thats insane 😭 im scared for how idiotic people in this generation are becoming

sentences that would send a victorian child into a coma.

dang what.... this is reminding me of the time there was A TEACHER who put chicken with the plastic still on IN THE MICROWAVE... the smell lasted for like a week...

Sophie_Keefe_Foster (Felix's wife) wrote: "dang what.... this is reminding me of the time there was A TEACHER who put chicken with the plastic still on IN THE MICROWAVE... the smell lasted for like a week..."

dawg how tf...

Idk man I hated walking through that hall tho

@Juliette LOL yes everyone is ok, but the dumbass who did it is being publicly shamed at school it's hilarious... they already have a stupid post dedicated to him on insta lmfaooo

@Lenabelle It is pretty fun, it's basically a really long sleep over with your friends lmao

@Kaelyn It was horrid I was legit in the middle of doing my math homework and had to run down those stairs bruh 💔

@Ace LMFAOOO

@Sophie Yeah this stuff happens all the time, like a few days ago some chick burnt a bowl in the microwave and all the halls on the 4th floor STUNK for days

LMAO HOW DID HE EVEN GET IN BRO??

school for smart kids, but one said smart kid put dry mac n cheese noodles in the microwave and sprayed febreeze

@Ruben LMAO IK BRUH our state’s best and brightest btw…. Future doctors and lawyers BTW….

Bro boarding school would stress me tf out
The longest sleepover I can have is 2 days and then I want my space back
I dont want ppl talking to me sometimes yk

how is boarding school like? do u like it?

IM HOLLERING IM SORRY WHaT THE HELL

@Allie it’s actually pretty good and I usually get overwhelmed around people for too long- there’s a lot of study rooms and places you can go to if you want quiet

@Iris I LOVE it, it’s probably the best decision I ever made- the curriculum is extremely tough though, it’s college classes essentially

@Mel LOLLL

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what have I just read

crazy