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“The only cock I’d ever touched was my own, and no matter how many Pilates classes I hit, I still couldn’t give myself head.” No Enzo is the funniest person ever
— Sep 23, 2026 07:21PM
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“He kissed me like he wanted to destroy me. I kissed him like I was going to let him.”
— Sep 23, 2026 06:50PM
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“Jesus fuck, this is not what I had in mind when I thought you were anal.” Enzo is so funny, I cannot stop laughing.
— Sep 23, 2026 05:52PM
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“Was that cinnamon gum I detected? I hope it was sugar-free. I’m cutting carbs.” He’s so fkn funny lmao
— Sep 23, 2026 06:51AM