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Hayley Hanson is 20% done

I’m confused why everyone is so eager to help escaped convicts?? And they’re not even chill criminals… they’re actual murderers 🫪

— 18 hours, 52 min ago

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Hayley’s Previous Updates

Hayley Hanson is on page 14 of 544

every time I open this it smells like a basement and then I read like two paragraphs and give up

— Sep 14, 2026 09:04PM

Hayley Hanson is on page 12 of 544

This kind of feels like the longest book ever already 🫩

— Sep 01, 2026 08:22PM

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