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"Has anyone ever told you that you look better upside down?"

I'm dead

"I belong to no man."

Obsessed

"Thou... did not...throw a book at me."
"But I can't read. What else would I use it for? Is it not a weapon?"
"I detect sarcasm."
"I detect an egotistical pompous pig."

I'm screaming

"You alive?"
"No, I'm a ghost."

Same