Ivan Diaz’s Reviews > American Psycho > Status Update

Woke up from a nap to immediately reading A Glimpse of a Thursday Afternoon was so trippy

Gizmo 😭

Bro snuck in a band review and forgot to edit it out

Btw im wearing $60 boxer shorts

I wanna look up wtf these repeated phrases mean so badly……but I’ll wait PATIENTLY til the end 😩

Ed Gein the maitre d?

Pardick Cringeman

I am thinking

I’m going to walk around thinking everyone is in love with me too

Price…. You’re priceless

Fuckin’ weasel