Hannah DCamp’s Reviews > Ship Happens > Status Update

So far I want to slap
1. Owen's parents
2. Brandon the Masseuse
3. Owen himself?? (But maybe just gently, and also verbally)
in that order. Can we make that happen?

I think I read a blurb for an abandoned fanfic that was very similar to this and I'm literally vibrating because if this is them IF THIS *points to book* IS THEM *points to my current obsession*