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FUCKKKK BENJI FIGURED OUT RORY HAS BEEN LYING

RORY SAYING HIS LUNGS STOPPED WORKING WHEN HE SAW SYBIL IN HER NEW DRESS

Benji wanting to be friends with Rory again oh he is such a prick

BARTHOLOMEW WON THE FEAT OF STRENGTH AND SO HAMELIN TRIED TO KILL HIM BUT SYBIL FUCKING TACKLED HIM AND BEAT HIM UP AND BENJI KILLED HAMELIN WHEN HE ALMOST KILLED SYBIL OH MY GOSH

Benji changing the competition to a swimming race so Sybil cant compete what a fucking loser

OF COURSEEEE THEM SPARRING TURNED INTO MAKING OUT AND SYBIL RIDINGS RORYS HAND

YOURE BEAUTIFUL SYBIL DELLING YOURE STRONG AND SMART AND CLEVER BUT I LIKE IT BEST WHEN YOURE WRONG AND YOU ARE WRONG TO THINK STONEWATER KINGDOM WOULD BE A BETTER PLACE WITHOUT YOU IN IT SO ENTIRELY WRONG

LETS GO
WHERE?
SOMEWHERE WE CAN BE LOUD

Hamelin making Sybil uncomfortable and Rory reaching out to shake his hand and holding it long enough for Sybil to slip away AND Rory stealing back his gold rings in the process I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Rory tried the ox-eye and had the same vision as Sybil of the cathedral falling ooh the plot thickens