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“She’s got quite a chip on her shoulder for you,” I observed.
“It’s been there quite a while,” he agreed, then faced me with a glint of determination in his cool, blue gaze. “But I’m knocking it off, whether she wants me to or not.”
“Good luck.”
“I’ll need it.”
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— Sep 27, 2026 10:39PM
“It’s been there quite a while,” he agreed, then faced me with a glint of determination in his cool, blue gaze. “But I’m knocking it off, whether she wants me to or not.”
“Good luck.”
“I’ll need it.”
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you can’t tell Henry of my plans. I don’t think he’s quite ready to be wooed by me.”
Gareth’s eyes met mine, widening at Clara’s confession, sheer astonishment blatantly pasted across his face. Then he turned back to her. “How can you know he isn’t ready now?”
“My magic tells me so. I’m just biding my time,” she said sweetly. “Till he’s ready for me.”
I love herrr😭
— Sep 27, 2026 11:10PM
Gareth’s eyes met mine, widening at Clara’s confession, sheer astonishment blatantly pasted across his face. Then he turned back to her. “How can you know he isn’t ready now?”
“My magic tells me so. I’m just biding my time,” she said sweetly. “Till he’s ready for me.”
I love herrr😭
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“What’s wrong? Why’d you stop?” she whined.
“I don’t have a condom,” I admitted through gritted teeth and disbelief. I tried to come to grips with this tragic turn of events, but I couldn’t.
“Wait. A grim, who seems to be always so prepared, doesn’t have a condom?” Her head fell back on a deep exhale.
Oh I’m knowin😭😭
— Sep 02, 2026 10:05PM
“I don’t have a condom,” I admitted through gritted teeth and disbelief. I tried to come to grips with this tragic turn of events, but I couldn’t.
“Wait. A grim, who seems to be always so prepared, doesn’t have a condom?” Her head fell back on a deep exhale.
Oh I’m knowin😭😭
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“Are you the spiderman?” I asked, our breaths mingling, mouths inches apart.
“No, Lavinia.” He shook his head then dipped closer to me. I was sure he would kiss me, but he skimmed his nose along my jaw until his lips brushed my ear. “You are,” he grated, biting my lobe. “And I’m so fucking caught in your web”
Holyyyy😫
— Sep 02, 2026 06:42PM
“No, Lavinia.” He shook his head then dipped closer to me. I was sure he would kiss me, but he skimmed his nose along my jaw until his lips brushed my ear. “You are,” he grated, biting my lobe. “And I’m so fucking caught in your web”
Holyyyy😫
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As soon as she walked away, Henry collapsed forward, sliding both hands into his hair, he lowered his head, pressing his forehead to the table. Then he banged it lightly three times.
I love Henry so so much
— Sep 01, 2026 05:58PM
I love Henry so so much