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The kid couldn’t stick to one damn rule, and even though he made me lose my mind one faculty at a time, he was the most fun I’d had since…
Ever.

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“Me: Do you ever wear pants?
Kid: Only when I have to. Pants are a social construct.
I stared at the words, unsure what to say or do. An unfamiliar territory. I always knew what to say and always knew what to do.
Me: You’re breaking all the rules.
Kid: You love it.
I didn’t. Not even a little bit.”
You love it

Lastly, I didn’t fucking like that he was showing off his body to every Tom, Dick, and Harry.
More specifically—he could show his body to a Tom, and Tom’s dick. Harry and the rest of them could go fuck themselves

Jealous tom

I was amused. Also flattered. Enzo was gorgeous, funny, intelligent, and rightfully admired for his physique. And he wanted my sorry ass, even though I was a grumpy, cynical old man.

Senior citizen at the age of 39

“Your mouth did a weird thing.”
“You mean smiling?”
“You never smile.” He frowned, the pink splotches on his face reddening further. “If this is your smile, don’t do it again. You look like a coyote trying to befriend a chihuahua.”
“Fuck off.”

Loll I love you Sully

Pay attention, Enzo. The best fuck of your life depends on it.

I just been fantasizin' (size)
And we got a lotta time (time)
Baby, come throw the pipe (pipe)
Gotta know what it's like (like)
Yeah-yeah, oh-whoa-whoa 🎵

Tom doing all of that on the golf course because he got blocked !
I would’ve done the same loll

When is she coming back may 14 ! May 15th is your wedding
Helpppp 😭😭😭😂😂😂

“The fuck is that my wife moved with the Russian to the suburbs this morning, taking Ciro and her pregnant belly with her,” Luca supplied taciturnly. “It’s a farce that will taint my new position as don, and I won’t allow it. I will slaughter him myself.
Screams

“First item on our agenda.” Luca wove his fingers together. “I’m going to kill Jeremie Rasputin.”
Tiernan choked on his whiskey mid-sip, nearly spraying it across the table.
“What the feck?” He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.