Amanie ✮⋆˙’s Reviews > Mortdale: Anatomy of a vampire's heart > Status Update

“In the future, I expect you to do as I tell you.”
“I’m sure you do. But you will find me much more pleasant and useful when unsubjected to tyranny.”

Muahahaha

“Are bat jokes in bad taste around here?”
“Coffin ones, too.”
“Two strikes and nobody told me anything?” 

She is so funny I love her already

“Witch.”
“Bloodsucker.”
“Have they not told you my name at least?”
“They have. And I suspect they’ve also told you mine, too.”

This being the first words they say to eachother? OH IMA LIKE THISSS

“Thomas liked children. But not in a creepy way. He just liked to eat them.”

Nah I wasn’t expecting THAT the cackle I just made…

“I’m lacking in the department of sympathy.”

ooh I like her vibes hehehe

Gabby sent me a voice note raving about this book + there’s vampires AND witches???????
hello fall 👁️👄👁️