Myrtle’s Reviews > To Love and to Loathe > Status Update
Myrtle
is 30% done
This is the tamest thing I’ve ever read, where’s the bodice ripping?
— Sep 28, 2026 10:43PM
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Myrtle
is 38% done
“Violet laughed the laugh of happily married women everywhere, secure in their husband’s affection”
Lovely
— Sep 29, 2026 10:47PM
Lovely
Myrtle
is 33% done
“Well, I wouldn’t go that far.”
“Oh, no, I’d go even further,” good dialogue
— Sep 29, 2026 01:40PM
“Oh, no, I’d go even further,” good dialogue
Myrtle
is 24% done
“How better can I explain it so that you finally get it through your thick skull that I wouldn’t marry you if you were the last man in London”
Pride and prejudice your legacy will never die
— Sep 27, 2026 10:50PM
Pride and prejudice your legacy will never die
Myrtle
is 24% done
Enemies to lovers does nothing to me, because they’re actually just disturbing every room they’re in. We get it you don’t like each other
— Sep 27, 2026 10:49PM
Myrtle
is 16% done
“Is that what passes for welcoming a guest to your home these days”
I love an eloquent put down
— Sep 27, 2026 01:38PM
I love an eloquent put down

