Amy M’s Reviews > How to Sell a Haunted House > Status Update
Amy M
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First of all, I hate Grady for ruining squirrels for me. Rude. I loved them and now I can't look at them the same way becasue of this. 😠Secondly, that scene where the thing was following Louise from the attic was creepy as hell. And it makes me roll my eyes eveytime Mark insists hes a nice or likeable guy. Uhh, no bitch, you're not so STFU.
— Sep 29, 2026 06:08AM
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Amy M
is on page 205 of 419
Oh God! Why the hell do I read books like this?! That sewing needle in the eye....eeeeessshhh! God. Damn it Grady! But wow, YOU GO MARK! Shoot that little fuck Pupkin. Hopefully he's dead now for good.
— Oct 26, 2026 12:07PM
Amy M
is on page 199 of 419
That's really fucked up what she let Pupkin talk her into doing to her brother at that age. I'm glad she buried the little fucker though but I hope he's burned and dead and gone by the end of the story.
— Oct 15, 2026 10:06PM
Amy M
is on page 99 of 419
Left everything to Mark? And she just gets the art? That is so fucked up. What a dickwad.
— Sep 22, 2026 02:14AM
Amy M
is on page 77 of 419
That was a creepy and weird ass funeral. FUNeral? I don't think so.
— Sep 15, 2026 12:29AM
Amy M
is on page 63 of 419
The tension is real. I'm glad my dolls aren't creepy like that. But no doubt it was the puppets that turned the TV back on.
— Sep 07, 2026 09:26PM
Amy M
is on page 32 of 419
Okay, those dolls sound creepy as hell. And this is coming from someone who has her own collection of dolls, but they're haunted. That vibrating and the doll falling over and the TV turning on by itself creeped me out.
— Sep 03, 2026 11:17PM
Amy M
is on page 19 of 419
Wait...what?! I read that book when I was little and I don't remember the Velvateen Rabbit burning. #childhoodruined 😭😭
— Aug 31, 2026 07:12PM