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“You’d let me go?”
“Not far, but I would.”
My trembling lip slid between my teeth. “That’s a horrible promise.”
“I’m a horrible man.”

Im sure he’d rather die than let her go…

“How fast can you run?”
“Faster than you.”
“And the stake to the heart thing—”
“Absolute bullshit, but I can find one if it makes my wife sleep better at night.”

LMAOOO they’re so funny 😭😭😭

This better be GOOD bc the last thing I need during this baddddd reading slump is a shitty book