Katie Pagliaro’s Reviews > Escape Me > Status Update

a: what are you doing here
c: i told you i was coming to town
a: yeah next week
c: i decided to surprise you
a: i don’t like surprises

some things never change. castle stay the fuck away from my man all you do is stress him out

aaron in a random bookstore reading a bridgerton knockoff
castle walks in
CASTLE WALKS IN?????? CASTLES ALIVE??????
CASTLE EXISTS HES LIKE 80 NOW HOLY
immediately asks aaron what he’s reading

this is my new favorite book ever

“falling for someone with no regard for their safety is like falling for a bullet that kills you”

didn’t your wife shoot you in the shoulder????????

aaron: there’s blood in the backseat. again.
noah: i’ll handle it.

wow the respect

JULIETTE REMEMBERED NOAHS GRANDDAUGHTERS BIRTHDAY AND PLANTED A PRESENT IN THE CAR AND AARON TOOK NO CREDIT BUT HES SO GRATEFUL LIKE AWWWWW

aw aaron likes his chauffeur that’s so cute
he doesn’t like anyone

no way aaron just said she’s not creative enough if she cannot orchestrate how to get out of domestic violence AARON YOU WERE ABUSED AS A CHILD

a: this is typically the part of the story where you make a grand gesture
j: what
a: in a love story.
j:
a: juliette has been reading a lot of novels lately they have a very typical dramatic structure
j: are you reading them together???
a: shut up

UGH STOP NOW THE BAR IS EVEN HIGHER

AWWW JAMES FINALLY ADMITTING TO AARON THAT HIS STANDARD IS HIS AND JS RELATIONSHIP IM GONNA COMBUST

“nazeera. i think i might have to kill you.”

AARON I LOVE YOU AND I HAVE MISSED YOU SO MUCH AND I LOVE THAT YOURE A COMPASSIONATE PERSON EVEN THOUGH YOU HIDE IT THROUGH THREATS OF VIOLENCE