Katie Pagliaro’s Reviews > Escape Me > Status Update

shower, use the guest bath, meet your niece, forget about sleeping tonight

aaron i hope that is innuendo.

I KNRE IT WAS GONNA BE A GIRL

oh my god he loves this he’s so tickled by her being madly in love with his brother i’m DEAD

HE DOES HAVE A SOUL AFTER ALL

AARON FUCKING WARNER YOU SNAKE YOU SLY DOG YOU ABSOLUTE FREAK OH MY GOD

“You Love Him.”
OUUUSHIIIIIIIIIII🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨🚨

wait i revoke what i said earlier about aaron being insensitive to rosa about sebastian bc i just remembered seamus fletcher

and james might not make it in time to kill sebastian because aaron might get to it first

“DO YOU KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME ROSABELLE? ANYTHING IMPORTANT.

“WHAT YOU DEFINITELY DONT KNOW IS THAT I CAN SENSE MORE THAN A PERSONS LATENT POWER. I HAVE THE ABILITY TO SENSE EMOTIONS TOO.”

like shit we’re so fucked (i’m dancing)

aaron: if you think i’m not going to use james against you then you dont know how truly annoying i can become
rosa: awwwwshiitttttuuhhh
aaron: 🧑‍🩰 uh

“i was a lot like you once.”

holy shit the blondes are connecting

a: what are you doing here
c: i told you i was coming to town
a: yeah next week
c: i decided to surprise you
a: i don’t like surprises

some things never change. castle stay the fuck away from my man all you do is stress him out

aaron in a random bookstore reading a bridgerton knockoff
castle walks in
CASTLE WALKS IN?????? CASTLES ALIVE??????
CASTLE EXISTS HES LIKE 80 NOW HOLY
immediately asks aaron what he’s reading

this is my new favorite book ever