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Volume IV, Book VI, Chapter II:
Ratatouille in an elephant IYKYK
— Sep 29, 2026 09:51PM
Ratatouille in an elephant IYKYK
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Janet
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"He advanced with anxiety, but with calmness, seeing nothing, knowing nothing, buried in chance, that is to say, engulfed in providence...
He was on the right path. But he did not know it" (1102-1103)
— Nov 08, 2026 06:51PM
He was on the right path. But he did not know it" (1102-1103)
Janet
is 86% done
"The sewer of Paris in the Middle Ages was legendary"
Oh goody. 😅
OK but actually, this makes me grateful for modern day plumbing
— Nov 08, 2026 06:48PM
Oh goody. 😅
OK but actually, this makes me grateful for modern day plumbing
Janet
is 85% done
Too many good quotes in here.
Volume V: Book I complete. Into the sewers!
"Every blade has two edges; he who wounds with the one is wounded with the other" (1065)
"'God is dead, perhaps,' said Gerard de Nerval one day to the writer of these lines, confounding progress with God, and taking the interruption of movement for the death of Being" (1064)
— Nov 04, 2026 06:54PM
Volume V: Book I complete. Into the sewers!
"Every blade has two edges; he who wounds with the one is wounded with the other" (1065)
"'God is dead, perhaps,' said Gerard de Nerval one day to the writer of these lines, confounding progress with God, and taking the interruption of movement for the death of Being" (1064)
Janet
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"This abundance of light had something indescribably reassuring about it. Life, sap, heat, odors overflowed; one was conscious, beneath creation, of the enormous size of the source; in all these breaths permeated with love, in this interchange of reverbations and reflections, in this marvelous expenditure of rays, in this infinite outpouring of liquid gold
[...]one caught a glimpse of God, that millionaire of stars."
— Nov 04, 2026 06:39PM
[...]one caught a glimpse of God, that millionaire of stars."
Janet
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"Speech being a breath, the rustling of intelligences resembles the rustling of leaves" p.1024
— Oct 25, 2026 04:56PM
Janet
is 78% done
OK but EPONINNNNEEEEEEEEE 😭
Someday I really want to be the one singing "a heart full of love" instead of "on my own" and "a little fall of rain"😅#IYKYK
*SPOILER WARNING*
-Literally takes a bullet for the boy
"Promise to give me a kiss on my brow when I am dead. I shall feel it.
"And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I believe that I was a little bit in love with you"
*DIES
Roughhhhhhhhh.
— Oct 17, 2026 03:21PM
Someday I really want to be the one singing "a heart full of love" instead of "on my own" and "a little fall of rain"😅#IYKYK
*SPOILER WARNING*
-Literally takes a bullet for the boy
"Promise to give me a kiss on my brow when I am dead. I shall feel it.
"And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I believe that I was a little bit in love with you"
*DIES
Roughhhhhhhhh.
Janet
is 76% done
OK but EPONINNNNEEEEEEEEE 😭
Someday I really want to be the one singing "a heart full of love" instead of "on my own" and "a little fall of rain"😅#IYKYK
*SPOILER WARNING*
-Literally takes a bullet for the boy
"Promise to give me a kiss on my brow when I am dead. I shall feel it.
"And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I believe that I was a little bit in love with you"
*DIES
Roughhhhhhhhh.
— Oct 17, 2026 03:19PM
Someday I really want to be the one singing "a heart full of love" instead of "on my own" and "a little fall of rain"😅#IYKYK
*SPOILER WARNING*
-Literally takes a bullet for the boy
"Promise to give me a kiss on my brow when I am dead. I shall feel it.
"And by the way, Monsieur Marius, I believe that I was a little bit in love with you"
*DIES
Roughhhhhhhhh.
Janet
is 76% done
"Civil war--what does that mean? Is there a foreign war? Is not all war between men, war between brothers?"
-Hugo, 972
— Oct 16, 2026 11:39PM
-Hugo, 972
Janet
is 76% done
"Love, the future is thine. Death, I make use of thee, but I hate thee. Citizens, in the future there will be [...] neither ferocious ignorance, nor bloody retaliation. [...] In the future no one will kill anyone else, [...] the human race will love. The day will come, citizens, when all will be concord, harmony, light, joy, and life; it will come, and it is in order that it may come that we are about to die."
— Oct 13, 2026 09:29PM

