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The perfect one. Because, of all the hundreds of thousands of people living in it, you’re the only one who saw that vision. You’re the only one who watched them die, the only one who wept, and the only one who understands.
— Sep 30, 2026 12:59AM
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“I am,” she said idly. “Does that mean you’ll do whatever I say?” “Why don’t you ask and find out?”
BRANDON!!!! tho i likeee this 😍
— Oct 10, 2026 02:24PM
BRANDON!!!! tho i likeee this 😍
Cress
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“Has the immortal said anything about being able to see the future?” she asked. “No,” he replied, plucking out another five-point chip. “Honestly, all he does is complain and speak nonsense.” (I’d object, but…well, I mean…)
Thats what Hoid does most of the time 🤣🤣🤣
— Oct 08, 2026 03:06PM
Thats what Hoid does most of the time 🤣🤣🤣
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But Lady, one important aspect of this teaching is the realization that everyone, male and female, has the capacity to be a villain. Our purpose is to overcome our worst tendencies, and if we didn’t possess equal capacity for evil, then we would not in turn possess equal capacity for good.
— Oct 04, 2026 08:54AM
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Time for a Hoid check-in. December’s story was all well and good, but how was I doing? At this point…yup, I was still dead. Moving on.
— Oct 01, 2026 03:29PM
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So having the clerk completely ignore it was like screaming in a person’s ear, and then watching them keep reading a novel, uninterrupted.
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— Sep 29, 2026 09:40AM
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