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I can’t get over the fact that I’m supposed to believe this little baby 18 year old is living at the same apartment complex as these guys with biiiig money. Is it a nice place or not?

lol Coty’s internal dialogue trying to justify why he’s got the hots for a baby… “she’s the most interesting person I’ve ever met”… dude she’s said a total of 4 words to you and you know NOTHING about her at all. You’re just intrigued because she’s new and pretty and doesn’t immediately fold when you ask her invasive personal questions.

YES BECKETT SHE’S STILL IN HIGH SCHOOL DO YOU FEEL LIKE A CREEPY OLD MAN NOW??

These guys eye f-ing this barely 18 year old high school girl is freaking creepy. How old are they?? At least 22 right??