Atom’s Reviews > The Dragon's Bride > Status Update

I know what I'm getting myself into literarily but a translation spell is so fucking stupid. Do I have a translation spell put on me when someone speaks piglatin? Or when the woman at the restaurant asks how I want my tacos, do I have a translation spell cast upon me? Why isn't it just a bilingual spell so that she isnt translating in her brain? Just say she had a ell cast to make her bilingual. Worst part so far