Status Update

Gabby is 57% done

Was she his beard??

— Sep 30, 2026 07:12PM

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Gabby’s Previous Updates

Gabby is 91% done

To you from 12 years in the future - just cut your losses babe

— Oct 01, 2026 09:52AM

Gabby is 84% done

The way they’re all handling this news is such a product of its time.

— Sep 30, 2026 09:28PM

Gabby is 83% done

Called it

— Sep 30, 2026 09:22PM

Gabby is 70% done

Girl this is twice. You know damn well this man ain’t worth it

— Sep 30, 2026 08:18PM

Gabby is 53% done

This is definitely a couple in their early 20s 😅

— Sep 19, 2026 07:04PM

Gabby is 51% done

Scram bucko 🤣🤣🤣

— Sep 19, 2026 06:51PM

Gabby is 43% done

Okay Gaslight Anthem 🔥🤘

— Sep 19, 2026 05:27PM

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