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“I’m all for fucking with leadership, but you really went and fucked your leadership.”

Bahahaha

“Responsible or not, you are my rider.”
He lowers his head and inhales, lifting my hair.
“I’m not.”
One very weird sniffing session later, he raises his ginormous head.
“You are,” he insists.
“Am not.” I shake my head.
“Are too.” He narrows his eyes.
“See? Look at us. You’re mentally five years old.” I throw my hands out at my sides.
“If I’m five, then you’re four.”

Childrennnn, I love them

“Would you like me to fly over and slice that sexual tension for you?”

“Marbh,” he tells me. “Not damned dragon . Though I will answer to Glorious One, Brilliant One, or Zihnal’s Chosen should you prefer.”