Jeanette Shaw’s Reviews > Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It > Status Update
Jeanette Shaw
is 50% done
Why is phoebe in therapy? She only wants to do what she wants to do. Her therapist is giving her immensely solid advice and phoebe is glaring at her because her therapist didn’t approve of her list of things to do to lose her v card in 20 days. Her therapist clearly hates her. I might also hate her….
— 15 hours, 57 min ago
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Jeanette Shaw
is 80% done
Such a convenient way to resolve a love rectangle. Just make two of the corners secretly gay for each other. And….ta da! Only two corners left who have to become a straight line to each other’s hearts 💕 see what I did there. Maybe I could be a famous writer too with geometry puns. I just need to get internet famous….
— 13 hours, 43 min ago
Jeanette Shaw
is 25% done
I can see why phoebe still has her V card. Bitch is PSYCHO. I know I’m not supposed to judge people with mental health issues, but holy Jesus this girl is like half stalker until someone likes her back. Her obsessions are not cute or endearing
— Oct 01, 2026 05:48AM