fang’s Reviews > The Risk > Status Update

I have two kills to plan, a boyfriend to see, and a best friend to un-piss off. And not in that order.

I’m just the typical American woman. Or is it the typical American Psycho?

i love that line so bad it’s one of my favorites

she’s the love of my life

i love the scene where she can’t decide how to say bye after the first date so instead of just… speaking she waves awkwardly for wayyyyy too long

my girl

“It’s a very impersonal greeting, which makes me wonder if you also struggle with detachment issues, Agent Bennett,”

“So you really waited the standard three days to give me a call back?”

“Technically, I waited a nonconventional four days.”

it’s that time of year let’s go

it’s october you know what time it is

the way i love her should be studied

I’m sure the fact she knows I have a badge puts her at ease; she assumes all law officials are good souls with clean intentions. That tells me she’s never been in trouble with the law or had any issues with them at all.


like lana i think it’s a little charming how bad logan is at his job 😭

my queen of halloween! this is like my 3rd? 4th? year rereading it for halloween let’s go lana myers