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Sportyrod
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I find this amusing..
“You can have Alexandria,” Marcus said, attempting a noble expression.
Gaius gasped. “A parting gift? What a generous friend you are!” …
Marcus nodded cheerfully. “She does seem to want me only for sex. Perhaps you can read poetry to her while I run her through the positions.”
— Oct 03, 2026 03:21PM
“You can have Alexandria,” Marcus said, attempting a noble expression.
Gaius gasped. “A parting gift? What a generous friend you are!” …
Marcus nodded cheerfully. “She does seem to want me only for sex. Perhaps you can read poetry to her while I run her through the positions.”
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Sportyrod
is on page 278 of 416
“Have the men been beating you again?”
“A little, but it was my fault. I tripped on a rope and pulled a knot undone. I didn’t mean to but Firstmate said he would teach me to be clumsy. I’m already clumsy, though, so I said I didn’t need no teaching and then he knocked me about.”
— 13 hours, 35 min ago
“A little, but it was my fault. I tripped on a rope and pulled a knot undone. I didn’t mean to but Firstmate said he would teach me to be clumsy. I’m already clumsy, though, so I said I didn’t need no teaching and then he knocked me about.”
Sportyrod
is on page 18 of 416
I enjoy this humour:
“I thought you said you’d beat him with your strength!”
“I did. I was up all night digging that hole.”
— Sep 05, 2026 11:54PM
“I thought you said you’d beat him with your strength!”
“I did. I was up all night digging that hole.”