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Being a woman is so hard
-am I too fat
-am I too skinny
-am I ugly
-do I look like a clown
-everyone hates me
-f*ck people
-i love people
-is this outfit to revealing
-does this outfit make me look like im too afraid to show skin
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— Oct 04, 2026 05:40PM

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L-l-l-lavaaaa ch-ch-ch-chickennnnn (lav) all of this is so real


message 2: by Apple (new)

Apple -what if they secretly hate me
-i want to disappear
-I love life
-i need it lock in
-f*ck life im not doing that crap
-if I don’t work I’ll be homeless and could be 🍇 more
-what if my perfume smells too sweet and they think I’m a snack
-I quit I’m gonna hole up in my home
-I’m going to go out there and f*ck men’s opinions because I’m a strong independent woman
-is it safe to go out
-do I trust them
-how light is it outside
-is everyone avoiding me cause I smell
-I think my nose is too big
-I look bad without makeup
-I look bad with makeup
-I never want a husband the likeliness of finding a good one is too low
-if I don’t get a husband I’m gonna die of loneliness
-I never want to speak to another person again
-if I don’t talk to someone asap I’m gonna explode
-how do I shut my mind off
-why don’t I feel anything
-dammit I’m bloated
-I look amazing in this dress but I can’t breathe
-I can breathe but I look ugly as heck
-he told me I look good. I know he’s lying
-he didn’t comment on my appearance. I must look bad.
-why is everyone staring at me
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message 3: by Apple (new)

Apple (Shower thoughts I need to get out of me head)


L-l-l-lavaaaa ch-ch-ch-chickennnnn (lav) REAL REAL REAL REAL


L-l-l-lavaaaa ch-ch-ch-chickennnnn (lav) the husband ones have been on my mind today so much idk why

like...I want a man who will love me forever and I REALLY want kids (I don't want to adopt children if I'm not married because it's not fair for them to not have a father)

but at the same time it's so hard to find anyone Catholic and someone who has the same beliefs as me, while matching my personality yk???


message 6: by Apple (new)

Apple My only thought rn: genuinely how did you beat me to posting in my comments 😧

If only these weren’t so real🫩


L-l-l-lavaaaa ch-ch-ch-chickennnnn (lav) Apple wrote: "My only thought rn: genuinely how did you beat me to posting in my comments 😧

If only these weren’t so real🫩"


I am speed 🗣🗣


message 8: by Apple (new)

Apple 😂lol


Camilla (wish I were a half-blood)💙💫🤍 Stopppp🥀
These are too real😭💔


message 10: by Rosie (new)

Rosie S❤ (Made in Gods image) It’s true. I also hate when I have to check to make sure no one is following me and my mom while we are at the store


message 11: by Sarah (new)

Sarah so real thooo
esp the “if i don’t talk to someone asap im gonna explode”
and “how do i shut my mind off”


LucyReads (Jesus Christ and pumpkin spice) -taking out the garbage at night and running back inside so you don't get murdered


message 13: by Apple (new)

Apple 😔yes


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