Punk’s Reviews > The Surrender Theory: Poems > Status Update
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"there are at least a million ways to set fire to
something but only one good way to put it out. so
maybe i smothered us."
— Oct 05, 2026 02:48PM
something but only one good way to put it out. so
maybe i smothered us."
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Punk
is 74% done
From LOVE POEM FOR PAUL:
I love you like moths wanting the porch light, getting it,
and then not landing on it because they’re
too excited to enjoy it.
— Oct 27, 2026 03:12PM
I love you like moths wanting the porch light, getting it,
and then not landing on it because they’re
too excited to enjoy it.
Punk
is 40% done
From ANXIETY AS INHERITANCE:
Before sin there was the apple,
before the apple there was anxiety.
— Oct 14, 2026 03:44PM
Before sin there was the apple,
before the apple there was anxiety.
Punk
is 19% done
These breakup poems are becoming tedious. Worse, the poet seems to know it. From TITLES FOR FUTURE BREAKUP POEMS:
9.Everyone Likes Me Better When I’m Not Talking About You & I Don’t Blame Them (Or You)
— Oct 02, 2026 12:13PM
9.Everyone Likes Me Better When I’m Not Talking About You & I Don’t Blame Them (Or You)
Punk
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Had to switch to reading this on the tablet. There's still no white space between poems, but at least it's not adding in extra line breaks.
— Oct 01, 2026 01:50PM
Punk
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It's worse than I thought, lads. There's no white space between the poems. It's just an infinite scroll of poetry.
— Sep 26, 2026 04:55PM
Punk
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Okay, lads, going to read some poetry...in ebook...on my phone. 🫠
— Sep 26, 2026 03:24PM