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"Imagine how much money the realm would save if the rulers focused their finances on libraries rather than wars."

"Not if I were allowed to shop for books."

"England would go bankrupt. Thank god for wars."

"you nearly died, and then who would I have argued with?"

"you'd have found someone."

"no. I only want to argue with you."

^lines that would work on me

"it's a rat"

"no it's a squirrel"

"IT'S MY WIFE!!!"

we simply must get back to writing historical fiction that name drops Jimi Hendrix in the Tudor Era and then goes about its day

"Bookcases. Books. There's nothing I like more."

"Except me." Gifford winked at her though. They both knew that wasn't true.

"dearest jane. sorry I made you marry a horse. your father in law is trying to kill me. send help."

"AU where Protestants are furries" sounds insane but it WORKS

honestly this is so my shit. "I guess I'm marrying off my cousin to a horse"