Keith [on semi hiatus]’s Reviews > The Earth > Status Update

Then, slowly, he had started to tell the whole truth about the slut who was the cause of his misfortune: a whole string of randy males, with Tron bringing up the rear, together with all the details about him, so shameless and arrogant and lustful that everyone knew about it and everybody in the district used to say that the master must like his farm-hands' leftovers.

All at once, on the subject of the Macquerons and the imminent marriage of their daughter Berthe, young Couillet started laughing and cracking jokes about the old story of Not Got Any. They'd have to ask her husband next day: had she got any or not? They'd been discussing it for so long, it really was stupid.

The Briquets' boy had drawn number 13, no luck there! The Couillets' had drawn 206. he'd surely be safe!

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