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Hoda
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“What? I knew you’d say yes. You always say yes when Juliette is involved. Hell, if I told you J said we needed to go to the moon to pick up some rocks you’d probably figure out how to build a spaceship.”
“A rocket.”
“What?”
“A rocket,” I say to him. “Not a spaceship. Spaceships aren’t real. Spaceships are for aliens.”
I loveeee them 😭😭🤍🤍
— 23 hours, 4 min ago
“A rocket.”
“What?”
“A rocket,” I say to him. “Not a spaceship. Spaceships aren’t real. Spaceships are for aliens.”
I loveeee them 😭😭🤍🤍
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Hoda
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”“Falling in love feels a little like dying,” she finally says. “No one really tells you that.”
Im never forgive you Tahereh for ruining my N&K happy ending 🌚
— Oct 06, 2026 11:55AM
Im never forgive you Tahereh for ruining my N&K happy ending 🌚
Hoda
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Ugh james you are such a disappointment to me and to aaron and to all of them 😭🤦♀️ soo dumb like omggg 🙄🙄
— Oct 06, 2026 11:10AM
Hoda
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” And if i walked by at that exact moment and said, holy shit you just shot someone in the face! You’d look at me like i was the one who did something wrong”
“I only shoot people when they deserve it, yet you feel the need to punctuate every other sentence with a vulgar epithet that only severs…”
Oh warner how i missed you 😭😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍
— Oct 05, 2026 01:44PM
“I only shoot people when they deserve it, yet you feel the need to punctuate every other sentence with a vulgar epithet that only severs…”
Oh warner how i missed you 😭😭😭😭🤍🤍🤍