Khara Lynn’s Reviews > The Fox Bride > Status Update

Is there a multiconglomerate mass-produced jumbo-Godzilla fire extinguisher that can put out the self-combustion caused fireball that's sitting at the circ desk, or do I have to find one myself as said fireball?

Legit taking everything out of me not to chuck my kindle out the library window right now. I can't scream if I am working, this is just cruel.

I think I am about to spontaneously catch on fire.