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"Are you just going to stand there and let the bad guys win?” Gibby was right.
“Hell no.”
“What are we gonna do about it?”
“Kick names and take ass,” he growled dangerously. “Wait, shit. I screwed that up. Let me—”
“Run,” Gibby said. “Up the front of Seth’s house. Get to the roof, and then you jump from building to building like a superhero.”
“Uh, I think you’re overestimating my ability to—”
“Do it!”
— Oct 08, 2026 03:08PM
“Hell no.”
“What are we gonna do about it?”
“Kick names and take ass,” he growled dangerously. “Wait, shit. I screwed that up. Let me—”
“Run,” Gibby said. “Up the front of Seth’s house. Get to the roof, and then you jump from building to building like a superhero.”
“Uh, I think you’re overestimating my ability to—”
“Do it!”
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Daniel
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Love me some Jazz...
“Hey, Owen?” Jazz asked. “Do you know what the uvula is?”
Owen blinked. “The little dangly thing that hangs at the back of the throat?”
“Yes,” Jazz said sweetly. “If you don’t tell us why you’re here in the next five seconds, I’ll show you yours.”
— Oct 08, 2026 09:01AM
“Hey, Owen?” Jazz asked. “Do you know what the uvula is?”
Owen blinked. “The little dangly thing that hangs at the back of the throat?”
“Yes,” Jazz said sweetly. “If you don’t tell us why you’re here in the next five seconds, I’ll show you yours.”
Daniel
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“Are you guys done? Yay for you & congrats on the sex, but Gibby says she could have gone the rest of her life without knowing Seth was a screamer.”
“Oh my god,” Nick blurted, starting to panic all over again. “Don’t come down here! Our penises are out!” Seth sighed deeply.
“Ew,” Jazz said. “But also, aw. Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dream of coming down there. I bet it smells weird, like SeaWorld in August.”
— Feb 11, 2024 06:27PM
“Oh my god,” Nick blurted, starting to panic all over again. “Don’t come down here! Our penises are out!” Seth sighed deeply.
“Ew,” Jazz said. “But also, aw. Don’t worry. I wouldn’t dream of coming down there. I bet it smells weird, like SeaWorld in August.”
Daniel
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"Are you just going to stand there and let the bad guys win?” Gibby was right.
“Hell no!”
“What are we gonna do about it?”
“Kick names and take ass,” he growled dangerously. “Wait, shit. I screwed that up. Let me—”
“Run!” Gibby said. “Up the front of Seth’s house. Get to the roof & then you jump from building to building like a superhero!”
“Uh, I think you’re overestimating my ability to—”
“Do it!”
— Feb 11, 2024 05:17PM
“Hell no!”
“What are we gonna do about it?”
“Kick names and take ass,” he growled dangerously. “Wait, shit. I screwed that up. Let me—”
“Run!” Gibby said. “Up the front of Seth’s house. Get to the roof & then you jump from building to building like a superhero!”
“Uh, I think you’re overestimating my ability to—”
“Do it!”
Daniel
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He opened the shopping bag and pulled out a rectangular box that read MY FIRST ENEMA KIT!
“Dad, no,” Nick breathed.
“Dad, yes,” Dad said. He held out the box toward Nick so he could see the picture of a white, thin nozzle on the box. “You fill it with the saline solution and then…” He looked down at the box with a frown. “I guess you just put it up there and then squeeze it? That can’t be right.”
— Feb 09, 2024 07:19PM
“Dad, no,” Nick breathed.
“Dad, yes,” Dad said. He held out the box toward Nick so he could see the picture of a white, thin nozzle on the box. “You fill it with the saline solution and then…” He looked down at the box with a frown. “I guess you just put it up there and then squeeze it? That can’t be right.”
Daniel
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“If you ever call me a groupie again, I’ll sic Jazz on you.”
Nick shuddered. “That’s a very realistic threat. Did you see that thing she did with the knife at her birthday party?”
Gibby smiled dreamily. “Right? She’s so hot. I can’t believe I get to love her.”
“Your kinks are showing. But yes, it was very hot and for a moment, I questioned my sexuality, but then I remembered penises, and nope.”
— Feb 09, 2024 03:27PM
Nick shuddered. “That’s a very realistic threat. Did you see that thing she did with the knife at her birthday party?”
Gibby smiled dreamily. “Right? She’s so hot. I can’t believe I get to love her.”
“Your kinks are showing. But yes, it was very hot and for a moment, I questioned my sexuality, but then I remembered penises, and nope.”
Daniel
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“Who were you talking to?”
“Jazz,” she said. “She’s with Seth at the secret lair. They were going to see if they could hack into CCTV cameras to try and find out if they could catch a glimpse of Owen. They’ll meet up with us later.”
“Our lives are so damn cool,” Nick breathed. “Say hack into CCTV cameras again, only slower this time.”
“Yeah, I’m not going to do that.
— Feb 09, 2024 02:16PM
“Jazz,” she said. “She’s with Seth at the secret lair. They were going to see if they could hack into CCTV cameras to try and find out if they could catch a glimpse of Owen. They’ll meet up with us later.”
“Our lives are so damn cool,” Nick breathed. “Say hack into CCTV cameras again, only slower this time.”
“Yeah, I’m not going to do that.
Daniel
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“You and Gibby going to … you know?”
“Are we going to what?” she asked.
“You know,” Nick said.
“I do, but I just want to see if you can say it out loud.”
“I can! I do it all the time!”
“Then you should have no problem doing it right now.”
“Why are you like this?” Nick muttered. “Are you and Gibby going to make the sex?"
“Never mind. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.”
“You asked me to elaborate!”
— Feb 08, 2024 08:40PM
“Are we going to what?” she asked.
“You know,” Nick said.
“I do, but I just want to see if you can say it out loud.”
“I can! I do it all the time!”
“Then you should have no problem doing it right now.”
“Why are you like this?” Nick muttered. “Are you and Gibby going to make the sex?"
“Never mind. I don’t want to talk to you anymore.”
“You asked me to elaborate!”
Daniel
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“Villain!” He moaned, arching his back. “How dare you speak to me as if you have a right to! Don’t you dare think of using your fire powers to burn away my costume, leaving me nude & helpless, though more than willing to participate because consent is important, even during role-play, & I don’t want you to think I don’t want this when I actually do. My safe word is charcuterie, & no, you don’t get to ask why.”
— Feb 08, 2024 11:34AM
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I can’t believe I have yet to read a book by this author while having a few on my bookshelves!!
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Crystal wrote: "I can’t believe I have yet to read a book by this author while having a few on my bookshelves!!"OMG 🤯! What is actually wrong with you?!? 😲 Just kiddin' (sorta)... but ... what is wrong with you? 🤭 I'm finishing my re-read of this super fun YA trilogy. I recently bought the hardback set of 'Green Creek' and will start my re-read of that first of the year. Completed my re-read of 'Bear, Otter, and the Kid' earlier this year. Klune is ... uh ... unique. I really think you'll be hooked once you (eventually) dive in. 😁
What is wrong with me?!?!…that had me laughing so hard 😆😆 I don’t think you have enough time in your day for me to actually answer that question for you 🤪….and don’t forget “buckaroo” I have like 20 years on you and his books do tend to be on the YA side and I have to be in the mood for YA. But, there are a few books of his I do plan on reading.
Only Extraordinaries is YA, though... but I still think you'd really enjoy it.