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"He’s a little grotesque. Entirely asymmetrical, lopsided. It’s as though God created all the faces in the world, then found a thousand extraneous features hidden under his workbench..."

"He sort of looks like someone accidentally inflated a haunted Victorian child"

At this point Joey is just trying to make me envision Callum as the Jesus-Grendel painting 😭😭