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Lisa is 65% done

I DON'T CARE WHETHER OR NOT YOU THINK NAPOLEON HAD A COLD STFU TOLSTOI FFS

— Oct 08, 2026 04:14PM

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Lisa is 60% done

Ich will nicht mehr

— Oct 07, 2026 02:07AM

Lisa is 52% done

Just never fucking ends, does it

— Sep 28, 2026 12:40AM

Lisa is 45% done

Fuck count bolkonsky fr, I hate his guts and I need him to finally die
Bolkonsky more like bolvansky

— Sep 08, 2026 01:17AM

Lisa is 40% done

Guys it's getting juicy

— Sep 06, 2026 09:51AM

Lisa is 20% done

— Feb 09, 2026 12:47AM

Lisa is 10% done

Andrej is being insufferable
Also: I literally couldn't care less about the fucking war

— Jan 16, 2026 01:39PM

Lisa is 7% done

Somehow the audiobook makes me hate Andrej even more

— Jan 06, 2026 09:16PM

Lisa is on page 364 of 1850

— Oct 12, 2025 06:23AM

Lisa is on page 324 of 1850

— Oct 11, 2025 01:44PM

Lisa is on page 302 of 1850

— Oct 11, 2025 05:39AM

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