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Mathis Carneiro
is on page 255 of 416
can’t believe this masterpiece is almost over even though goodreads says I still have a hundred and fifty pages left even though I don’t because in reality I only have thirty five but you know what goodreads you do you boo
— Oct 08, 2026 06:25PM
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Mathis Carneiro
is on page 144 of 416
“One thing that bothers me about Los Angeles is its complete lack of self-awareness. Like a baby that doesn’t know there’s anything weird about sh*tting in a diaper, Los Angeles doesn’t know there’s anything weird about charging thirty-seven dollars for an avocado” I’m having a great time with this book in case you couldn’t tell
— Oct 07, 2026 05:03AM
Mathis Carneiro
is on page 115 of 416
john green I was not aware of your game
— Oct 06, 2026 05:29PM
Mathis Carneiro
is on page 101 of 416
I don’t know why Goodreads says there’s four hundred pages in this book because there’s only three but it’s okay because they added half star ratings
— Oct 06, 2026 11:06AM
Mathis Carneiro
is on page 91 of 416
I’ve been reading so many bangers recently I’m wondering is I’m getting better at choosing books I think I’ll like.
— Oct 06, 2026 09:43AM
Mathis Carneiro
is on page 17 of 416
“And “cringe” is what people who can’t feel things call feelings” yeah I fear he ate with that
— Oct 05, 2026 02:57PM