Sydney Jellison’s Reviews > Stolen Tongues > Status Update

Do NOT bring a baby anywhere near these two in any way

This guy says he’s getting a PhD in English. I NEED to know what his specialty is because how can you have an English degree and not know any basics of mythology or legends. I think I know the answer and it’s because this is a man🫩

Maybe I’m heartless but I’d be out of that situation. Like I’m so sorry loml but if you don’t want help with the demon that is possessing you? This isn’t healthy for either of us and one of us needs to take a step back.

She’s got zoomies

Cuck chair

That awkward moment when the mountain hates you

He’s standing there MENACINGLY

Ooo Felix is getting to be on my biting list

I don’t know much about the legends of the Rocky Mountains but I’m pretty sure if you hear someone yelling for help in the woods at night you aren’t supposed to go outside.

I spooked myself already