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Krista Slaney
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I know it’s wrong because he’s younger, and she’s clearly too old for him , but it’s still heartbreaking because they’re obviously in love with each other ,and I know this isn’t going to end well.
— 2 hours, 53 min ago
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Krista Slaney
is on page 100 of 372
“Solene , he’s twenty.He’s in a boy band.There is like pussy falling from the sky.And every time he steps outside it’s raining.” 🤣
— 3 hours, 16 min ago
Krista Slaney
is on page 90 of 372
“There is this moment that every woman knows , when she reaches into her date’s pants for the first time ,and is not sure what’s going to come out.And she says a little prayer to the penis gods and hopes that she will be pleasantly surprised.” 😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌
— Oct 08, 2026 07:04PM
Krista Slaney
is on page 89 of 372
So he’s 20 , and she’s 40. To say this woman is a cougar is an understatement. Lordy!
— Oct 04, 2026 06:56PM