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Cassie Hobbes (Shan's Wife)
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Guys the old lingo is atrocious.
"No way"
"Way"
Like what??
"2gether"
BRO. NUH UH.
"Cool"
"Is everything cool to you?"
"You're cool."
Dude. Actually? How did u make her blush with this? *me blushing bc that's my husband right there*
And then ofc, we love the plot!
*my husband*
Oops.
How did I read this with a straight face.
The rizz is awful.
"My parents wanted to call me Larry...Larry!"
No rizz bro
— Oct 12, 2026 08:53AM
"No way"
"Way"
Like what??
"2gether"
BRO. NUH UH.
"Cool"
"Is everything cool to you?"
"You're cool."
Dude. Actually? How did u make her blush with this? *me blushing bc that's my husband right there*
And then ofc, we love the plot!
*my husband*
Oops.
How did I read this with a straight face.
The rizz is awful.
"My parents wanted to call me Larry...Larry!"
No rizz bro
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Cassie Hobbes (Shan's Wife)
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EHE!!
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THATS MY HUSBAND RIGHT THEREEEEEE
— 6 hours, 1 min ago
WOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
THATS MY HUSBAND RIGHT THEREEEEEE
Cassie Hobbes (Shan's Wife)
is on page 180 of 336
Guys......I love them so much. Dream team right here.
*friend gets kidnapped*
*prevents him from getting hurt*
*friend is about to die*
*saves them*
*mc faints*
*crush of mc save him from getting a concussion*
LIKE GUYS UGHH
— Oct 14, 2026 01:16PM
*friend gets kidnapped*
*prevents him from getting hurt*
*friend is about to die*
*saves them*
*mc faints*
*crush of mc save him from getting a concussion*
LIKE GUYS UGHH
Cassie Hobbes (Shan's Wife)
is on page 88 of 336
Oh FINN! HOW I MISSED MY HUSBAND OMG.
Guys this was written in 2005.
"We're cooked."
SIR?!?!
RESPECTFULLY WHAT??
*bows down*
You clearly came up with this phrase.
— Oct 11, 2026 09:07PM
Guys this was written in 2005.
"We're cooked."
SIR?!?!
RESPECTFULLY WHAT??
*bows down*
You clearly came up with this phrase.
Cassie Hobbes (Shan's Wife)
is starting
Yes, ofc I am going to reread abt my husband Finn Whitman.
THIS. THIS MAN. WAS MY FREAKING LIKE....YALL HAD PERCY JACKSON AS THE OG BOOK BF.
THIS MAN WAS MINE.
— Oct 11, 2026 10:57AM
THIS. THIS MAN. WAS MY FREAKING LIKE....YALL HAD PERCY JACKSON AS THE OG BOOK BF.
THIS MAN WAS MINE.
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And btws, i wrote the above in school. So um....I reread this SO much that I remembered the paragraph ehe
He met a girl and the first thing he said was:
"I am Lawrence Finnigan Whitman. My parent's wanted to call me Larry. Larry! Can you believe that! That's when I switched my name to Finn. But then came the fish jokes. Fin this and Fin that . . ." *bro is red as a tomato*
But yk what?
That's better rizz than today's rizz.