Vivie’s Reviews > Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It > Status Update

don’t you dare mention american airlines in my presence ever again

exam: PASSED
homemade matcha: IN HAND
dinner: DEFROSTING ON THE COUNTER

let’s finish this book

did not see that plot twist coming

if this book ends with her being like “i’m a strong independent woman who doesn’t need a man” i will be pissed

“doesn’t it feel kind of nice that a man would risk dying in his sleep to spend the night with you?”

firstly, insane thing to say.

secondly, you cannot die during sleep if you have sleep apnea. your body literally doesn’t let it happen.