Krista Slaney’s Reviews > Hallowpeen > Status Update
Krista Slaney
is on page 80 of 113
“No I don’t think that life will ever be the same now that I know what true passion is “
Girl , I don’t know about you, but true passion is NOT fucking three pumpkin men! Just sayin! 😆🎃🍆
— Oct 13, 2026 09:49PM
Girl , I don’t know about you, but true passion is NOT fucking three pumpkin men! Just sayin! 😆🎃🍆
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Krista’s Previous Updates
Krista Slaney
is on page 70 of 113
Why the fuck am I still reading this ?! Lmfao! 🎃
— Oct 13, 2026 08:32PM
Krista Slaney
is on page 26 of 113
“His engorged gourdhood’s orange surface is slicked with froth like a whipped topping on a pumpkin spiced latte.”
Well then ! That’s one way to describe it. WTF am I reading?! 🤷♀️😳🎃
— Oct 12, 2026 06:41PM
Well then ! That’s one way to describe it. WTF am I reading?! 🤷♀️😳🎃
Krista Slaney
is starting
“No one knows what happened to her. No one except for the Hallowpeen!” 🍆🎃🤣
— Oct 12, 2026 05:55PM